SPEAKER SMELLOSI
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 84
STYLE: English Boxing
LIKES: Money
DISLIKES: Poor People
GOVERNOR NEWSMELL
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 56
STYLE: Karate
LIKES: Energy Efficiency
DISLIKES: Pollution
BARRY YOBALLER
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 62
STYLE: Kung Fu
LIKES: Influence
DISLIKES: Haters
CAMELA CRUSHER
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 59
STYLE: Muay Thai
LIKES: Justice
DISLIKES: Criminals
SLEEPY JOEY
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 9999
STYLE: Geriatric
LIKES: Naps
DISLIKES: Paying Attention
OVERLORD KLINTON
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 760
STYLE: Arcane Magic
LIKES: Power
DISLIKES: Insubordination
DARK BRENDON
PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 81
STYLE: Methamphetamine
LIKES: Ice Cream
DISLIKES: Responsibility