SPEAKER SMELLOSI

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 84
STYLE: English Boxing
LIKES: Money
DISLIKES: Poor People
GOVERNOR NEWSMELL

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 56
STYLE: Karate
LIKES: Energy Efficiency
DISLIKES: Pollution
RONNY GATER

PARTY: Republican
AGE: 45
STYLE: Navy SEEL
LIKES: Alligators
DISLIKES: Mice
G.W. KUSH

PARTY: Republican
AGE: 77
STYLE: Airsoft Champion
LIKES: Competition
DISLIKES: Wussies
MIKE-BOT-1000

PARTY: Republican
AGE: 64
STYLE: OS Droid 3000
LIKES: Computation
DISLIKES: Short Circuits
BARRY YOBALLER

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 62
STYLE: Kung Fu
LIKES: Influence
DISLIKES: Haters
CAMELA CRUSHER

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 59
STYLE: Muay Thai
LIKES: Justice
DISLIKES: Criminals
SLEEPY JOEY

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 9999
STYLE: Geriatric
LIKES: Naps
DISLIKES: Paying Attention
OVERLORD KLINTON

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 760
STYLE: Arcane Magic
LIKES: Power
DISLIKES: Insubordination
DARK BRENDON

PARTY: Democrat
AGE: 81
STYLE: Methamphetamine
LIKES: Ice Cream
DISLIKES: Responsibility